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i'm khanh and i wish my grades were as high as my confidence.

thirsty-for-troye:

" haha jk we had sex"

beyonseh:

beyonce-tumblinisbumblin:

jardestiel:

when you’re so in love with a character you literally squeal and curl into a ball when they make an appearance

or Beyonce

if only she made appearances

stilesstilinskidaily:

Your grandmother? Lorraine Martin? Faked her death?

coolator:

neptunain:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

you are aware you can take your kids…

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

shesherowngirl:

excdcs:

Lionsgate released some haunting teaser posters for the upcoming, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

THESE ARE SO INSANELY COOL THO.

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

randomlittlespark:

manhating-babyeater:

Those “I’ll kill you if you ever hurt her” talks were always so infantalizing and embarrassing for me.

careful supernatural your feminism is showing.